Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Lessons for Boys

1. The first time you say "I love you" should not be when a girl is trying to break up with you.

2. Don't justify your shitty boyfriend behavior with the assumption: "I thought you had low standards."

3. When I make dinner, you better clean the dishes.

4. The anus is an exit, not an entrance.

5. Don't bring up an ex-girlfriend of 3 1/2 years when I'm trying to break up with you.

6. Don't ever bring up your ex-girlfriend of 3 1/2 years.

7. I don't care about how fucked up your previous relationships were. Cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it. And don't forget to empty your baggage into the river. I don't need to hear about that shit.

...more to follow

1 comment:

  1. "7. I don't care about how fucked up your previous relationships were. Cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it. And don't forget to empty your baggage into the river. I don't need to hear about that shit."
    Every one has baggage, even you. Most people need to talk about that baggage, even you (probably). Why don't you try being the one he can talk to and help him get over that shit instead of being a heartless bitch?

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