Him: I want to have sex with my mom.
Me: ... Oh. Well...
Him: Sex is when you have a little meal in bed with your wife or girlfriend.
Me: Oh!
Him: I want to do that with my mom.
Me: Well, that sounds like fun.
Him: Have you ever done that?
Me: No. Never.
What about those kids who want to grow up to marry their parents?
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